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Mommaisms, Part I2008 July 25 by Daddy
The Simon family is in the living room. Daddy: “Abby, are you wearing a pull-up?” Abby: “No, underwear.” Alex: “You are? Let me see!” Daddy: “Alex, you don’t ever ask any girl if you can see her underwear.” Momma: “Until you’re married. Then you can ask all you want and it won’t make any difference [...]