Mommaisms, Part I
2008 July 25
The Simon family is in the living room.
Daddy: “Abby, are you wearing a pull-up?”
Abby: “No, underwear.”
Alex: “You are? Let me see!”
Daddy: “Alex, you don’t ever ask any girl if you can see her underwear.”
Momma: “Until you’re married. Then you can ask all you want and it won’t make any difference anyway.”